On this Fun Friday, I’m wrapping up this week’s Olympic-themed marketing posts with some Olympic jokes. 

Let me know which one of these deserves the gold medal:

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Woo

Woo, who?

Wait, who are you cheering for?

 

Q: What lights up an Olympic soccer stadium? 

A: A soccer match

 

Q: Which animal won a gold medal for hitting the baseball out of the park so many times? 

A: A bat, of course!

 

Q: How do fireflies start a race? 

A: “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”

 

Q: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants? 

A: In case he got a hole in one. 

 

Q: What did the archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest? 

A: Wow, that was an arrow escape!

 

Q: Why couldn’t the dog run in the marathon? 

A: Because he wasn’t a part of the human race!

 

Q: Why couldn’t the athlete listen to music? 

A: Because she broke the record! 

 

Q: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? 

A: The splits!

 

Q: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal? 

A: I’m a wiener! 

 

Q: What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke? 

A: The punchline

 

Q: Why did the spotted jungle cat get disqualified from the Olympics? 

A: It was a cheetah.

 

Q: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? 

A: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!

 

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics? 

A: Because he heard that first place gets 24 carrots. 

 

Q: Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport? 

A: Because the players dribble all over the court! 

 

Q: Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics? 

A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball. 

 

Q: Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?

A: It was two-tired.

 

Q: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Olympics?

A: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!

 

Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over? 

A: Because all the fans have left!