Q: Why do content marketers love to shop at Whole Foods?

A: They have a lot of organic content.

Q: Why do content marketers constantly feel cold?

A: They’re always surrounded by drafts.

Q: Why do content marketers love going to the mountains?

A: They love the high concentration of evergreens.

Q: What do content marketers use to wrap birthday presents?

A: White papers!

Q: Why are content marketers good social activists? 

A: They’re all about awareness.

Q: Why do cab drivers make good content marketers?

A: They can really drive in traffic.

Q: Why did the marketer steal groceries from the farmers market?

A: She knows you don’t pay for anything organic.

Q: Did you hear about the blogger who stole my computer?

A:  He finally got RSS-ted.

Q: What does a blumberjack cut btrees into?

A: Blogs!

Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite content format?

A: WebinARRR, preferably one that’s B2Sea!

Q: Did you hear about the new tactic where you co-create content with ill celebrities?

A: It’s called Influenza marketing, and it’s going viral!

I’ll be back on Monday with more Marketing Manna and on Friday with some more marketing jokes like these.