Dedicated to my SEO friends who make us better marketers!

Q: Why did the SEO cross the road? 

A: He wanted to get hit with traffic.

Q: Why do SEO experts love driving during peak hour?

A: They appreciate the traffic.

 

Q: What do hippies and SEOs have in common? 

A: A love for anything organic.

 

Q: What does the SEO professional see when he comes across twins? 

A: Duplicated content

 

Q: What does an SEO call a set of wedding rings? 

A: Reciprocal links

 

Q: What do black hat SEOs serve at Thanksgiving dinner? 

A: Keyword stuffing

 

Q: What do SEO use when they go fishing?

A: Linkbait

 

Q: What’s an SEO’s favorite animal at the zoo? 

A: The inbound lynx

 

Q: What does a Chiropractor and an SEO both fix? 

A: Backlinks

 

Q: What did the SEO eat for breakfast? 

A: Sausage links

 

Q: Why do SEOs like monkeys? 

A: Long tails

 

Q: How do SEO experts celebrate improved search rankings? 

A: SERP-rise parties

 

If a vegetarian and an SEO walk into a bar, who talks about organic first? 

 

An SEO marketer walks into a bar, bars, tavern, pub, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, beer, alcohol…

 

I’ll be back on Monday with more Marketing Manna and on Friday with some more marketing jokes like these.