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Marketing jokes: Pay-per-click Edition
Fri, Jul 02, 2021
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Q: What pick-up line did the PPC say to the SEO?
A: “Have you ever thought of doing any attribution modelling?”
Q: Why are digital marketers bad tap dancers?
A: Because they expect to be paid per click.
Q: On the other hand, why are digital marketers great actors?
A: Because they can make a lasting impression.
Q: What’s a movie director’s favorite piece of a search ad?
A: The CALL TO ACTION!
Q: How do you know when a client has settled in well with a new pay-per-click agency?
A: When they just click!
Q: Why did the soccer team call their pay-per-click agency and complain?
A: They wanted more goals to be set up and they were also tired of the penalties.
Q: Why did the pay-per-click agency take up the project of the client who wanted to sell pillows online?
A: Because they were confident of making headlines!
Takeaway
I’ll be back on Monday with more Marketing Manna and on Friday with some more marketing jokes like these.
Banners have 99 problem and a click ain’t one.
