Fine, you don’t like these jokes. I get it. 

So, I’m wrapping up this Fun Fridays series with this final edition of general marketing jokes.

Q: How did Yoda get his first lead?

A: He used the Sales Force.

Q: Why did the marketer put a fence around her jewellery box?

A: She insists on gating all her assets.

Q: Why couldn’t the marketer sell his baking equipment?

A: He had a leaky funnel.

Q: What’s the best way to market cat food?

A: By developing buyer purrrr-sonas

Q: How do marketers get rid of houseflies?

A: With a SWOT analysis

Q: Why did the marketer fail at honey harvesting?

A: Instead of tapping the hive, he went B2B.

Q: What do you call a travel agency’s landing page?

A: A destination URL

Q: Why do mobile marketers make good parents?

A: They are responsive.

Q: How do you get people to notice you online?

A: You really have to make an impression.

Marketer: Can’t we just use AI to manage our sales funnel for us?

Alexa: I found four places that sell funnel cakes close to you.

All my clients expect so much from me.

This really is the Demand Generation!