I understand that this Fun Friday series of marketing jokes might make more sense to marketing specialists than others.

But these guys work so hard that I thought dedicating a summer Friday to each kind of marketing specialist at least honors great marketers and great marketing. 

This one’s for the email automation mavens!

Q: Why did the email marketer’s ape-breeding business fail? 

A: He was only using MailChimps.

Q: Why did the email marketer use A/B testing? 

A: She wanted to C if her conversion rates would improve. 

Q: What is an email marketer’s favorite kind of cake? 

A: Funnel cake!

Q: Why did the email marketer hire an earthworm, a centipede, and a millipede?

A: They’re all really good at segmentation.

Q: Why don’t email marketers like trampolines? 

A: They’re scared of high bounce rates.

Q: How did the bad email marketer get a job making butter? 

A: He had a high churn rate.

Q: How many email marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 

A: None – they’ve automated it.

Q: Why did the dad know his daughter would be a great email automation marketer one day? 

A: Her first word was “data”. 

Q: Why did the Cookie Monster apply for an email marketing job? 

A: He heard they were tracking cookies.